Thursday, January 27, 2005

Tennis is evil


I was kinda bored so decided to do something relaxing, turned on the tennis right, women's semi-final, Maria Sharapova vs Serena Williams. OMG it was a shock to the senses...at one end you have a girl (and that she is, only 17) who sounds like she is almost orgasming every time she hits the ball (and at 82dB, not shy to let the world know about it either), and at the other end you have a woman who is more manly than any guy i know... who, despite the fact she has a huge butt and tree-trunks for legs, still chooses to wear the shortest and tightest pair of white shorts imaginable...and a top that has holes in the most inappropriate places...her dress sense (or lack thereof) shows that money doesn't buy class...

Here's what Snoopy had to add when we talked about this:
"see, that proves you can do anything if you have money- Williams sisters with no taste and shocking man-like body shapes can be "fashion designers"; Paris Hilton, the cheapest socialite around "designs" jewelleries; Donald Trump is a TV show host"

Well in the latter example, Donald 'Hair-Piece' Trump, money does buy something (someone)...Melania Knauss as your wife! :P

3 comments:

*chi*chi* said...

That was an interesting comment! I so agree with you Kelv, seems like everytime the Williams are out, they are wearing the most hideous outfits! I remember once they wore 'catwoman' sorta clothes....ewwh ... (gives me shivers down my spine><)

sugar said...

haha, so happened that i have strong views about serena. i just think we should give her the credit for wearing those clothes even when the whole world is laughing at her. at least she shuts them up by winning the grand slam! hehe.

Monkey said...

well you know one of the weird yellow dresses she wore, the one with the white mesh thing that comes outta her chest area and wraps itself around her neck (not tightly enough though :P) then goes into her back, well i saw it on a mannequin in the window of nike melbourne store...and it actually looked half decent and not that trashy...which surprised me...but i guess that dress wasn't designed for men...or manly women...but kudos to her win...and to safin's as well, who thoroughly deserved it (at the risk of sounding "Un-austraaaalian" (said with a Kath and Kim drawl)).