(DragonflyBlade21) A woman has a close male friend. This means that he is probably interested in her, which is why he hangs around so much. She sees him strictly as a friend. This always starts out with, you're a great guy, but I don't like you in that way. This is roughly the equivalent for the guy of going to a job interview and the company saying, You have a great resume, you have all the qualifications we are looking for, but we're not going to hire you. We will, however, use your resume as the basis for comparison for all other applicants. But, we're going to hire somebody who is far less qualified and is probably an alcoholic. And if he doesn't work out, we'll hire somebody else, but still not you. In fact, we will never hire you. But we will call you from time to time to complain about the person that we hired.
(Casey8) Diana Ross' husband died
(Tarrier) how
(Casey8) fell while climbing in South Africa or something
(JennAway) that's sad
(Bubbaprog) i guess there is a mountain high enough
(Gear Grinder X) once, we had these total freak seventh day advenist (or whatever) freak ass neighbors
(Gear Grinder X) and this girl Lanna was a little younger than me
(Gear Grinder X) she was a bitch, and they were all totally religious
(Gear Grinder X) she threw rocks at me once on my bike, and so I turned around, and went to run over here
(Gear Grinder X) I was hauling ASS, and you know what she did?
(Gear Grinder X) put her hands on her hips, and stood there and said "The lord will protect me"
(Gear Grinder X) well.... he didn't
(incarnate) hey cres, I know what you're thinking right now
(incarnate) " "
(cres) i dont get it
(aryov) This cake is soooo good
(aryov) it's like sex, except I'm having it
(Edofnor) #1 pickup line of all time: "Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
(green) We vegetarians love the environment. carnivores are sick freaks.
(Frank) How can vegetarians possibly love the environment.. you keep eating all the fucking plants
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